Testimonials from 4ourists!

The Tetrahedron

It hasn't taken long for people to pick up on my discoveries and thought as expressed in my "Everything is Four!" page. I'm already receiving letters and e-mails from many, many (comparatively speaking) excited people. They can hardly contain their enthusiasm and want to know more about this thought-system which is beyond priceless and is, indeed, valueless!

So here are just a few of the responses and letters I've received testifying to the efficacy of 4ourism:

 

Your approach to the number four is amazing! I wish that I had seen this myself. Please give me a call to talk about it at your convenience. And the call is FREE!

-Youree Dell H.
Miami, FL

 

Years ago I picked up on the fact that most mammals have four legs. I always wondered about the significance of this, but now you've made it clear. You could have been reading my mind! Wait, is a feather a leg? Or a limb? Horses can count, you know.

-Sonya F.
Houston, TX

 

4ourism is one of the most productive approaches to a world-view! It's a revelation! I can't wait to learn more about using this new-found knowledge in my own life. How much money have you received so far?

-John E.
New York, NY

 

YOUR PITIFUL MIND IS NOT ADEQUATE TO CONTAIN THE ENLIGHTENMENT OF THIS CONCEPT! IT IS POWER SUITED ONLY FOR A MASTER SUCH AS MYSELF! THE ATLANTEANS WERE THE FIRST TO UNDERSTAND THIS, AND WILL NOT BE THE LAST. BLOOD WILL RUN IN POOLS DOWN THE CYCLOPEAN STONEWORKS. GOT MILK?

-Judith Z. (aka Judith Darlene Hampton) K.
Yelm, WA

 

I saw this myself, I really did! OK, now think of another number, odd or divisible by two...either one. Make it a single digit between seven and ten. It's either eight or nine, right? And eight is two times FOUR!!! Oh...it was nine?

-James V. P.
Pasadena

 

The treasure is buried under the big "W"...no, I mean the big "4". It's not palm trees this time. The "4" is near water and a church or bridge is important. A man with a limp and a dog walked by the big "4" but didn't see it. There's a replacement rubber heel on the man's shoe and his brother is a pilot. He had scrambled eggs for breakfast.

-Sylvia B.
Campbell, CA

 

The numeral "4" is really an "H" but I bent it. I didn't even have to touch it. Let's all try this. Put your hands on the computer and think of the letter "H"...don't touch the keyboard yet. Now put a finger on the "H" key. Remember how important "2" is to the number "4"? Now move your finger TWO keys to the left from the "H"...now TWO keys up. Where is your finger? On the "5" key? Then you did it wrong. Try it again and bear slightly left this time. It worked this time? Your finger is on the "4"! See? I didn't even have to touch your finger!!

-Uri G.
Yorkshire, England

 

I discovered something else about four! Take the number of astrological signs (twelve) and divide by four, which gives you three. Now add three and four to get seven. Multiply seven by four again and you get 28. This is the EXACT (more or less) number of years in a "personal year", or the length of time it take the moon to complete one astronomical progression!! Now take the number of months in a solar year and divide by four. You get THREE again!! This is friggin' amazing!!

-Joan Q.
San Francisco, CA

 

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That's it for now. Remember, check out my main "Everything is Four" page...and don't forget to send money!

If you want to correspond with me about 4ourist thought, I'd be happy to share the first few thoughts for free. (Supplementary thoughts available for a small additional charge.) Just send mail to me.

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