Further Evidence That
Celine Dion May Be

An Investigative Inquiry

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled
was convincing the world he didn't exist."

-The Usual Suspects (1995)
Christopher McQuarrie

Celine Dion
(Hue may appear differently
on your computer monitor.)

I've had an amazing response to my earlier inquiry into this matter. Most people who wrote to me were of the opinion that Celine could not possibly be The Devil and they offered several very good arguments against this theory.

However, several people offered further evidence to support the idea. Some of the evidence seems quite sketchy, but I feel obligated to post it in the interest of fairness. After all, there are many, many sites that do not posit that Celine is The Devil...and we do want to be fair about the issue.

Submitted in Evidence...

Here's an interesting numerical manipulation of Celine's date of birth:

1. Celine's date of birth was March 30, 1968.

2. Add the day of the month to the year (30 + 1968) to get a sum of 1998.

3. Divide this sum by the month (March is the third month of the year, so we divide 1998 by 3.)

4. The answer is 666!

How could this possibly be a coincidence?

Submitted in Evidence, Part 2...

This one is pretty spooky! Judge for yourself:

1. Select the Roman numerals that are in Celine's name (for simplicity, just use "Celine Dion," even though her full name is "Céline Marie Claudette Dion-Angelil".)

2. Add the values of the Roman numerals. (Remember, D=500, C=100, L=50, and I=1.) If you did this right, the resulting sum is 652.

3. Birth order is very important in occultism. (Remember about "the seventh son of a seventh son"?) Celine is the 14th child in her family, so add 14 to your previous answer.

4. The answer is 666!

That creepy number just keeps popping up, doesn't it?

A Coincidence in Celine's Selection of a Wedding Day?

Another contributor points out that Celine made an interesting choice in her wedding day, which was December 17, 1994.

Not only was this the exact day of the full moon at Montreal, Quebec, where she and her manager were married, but it was also the last full moon prior to the Winter Solstice on December 21. In fact, the moon was full at exactly 4:17 PM (local time) and coincided quite neatly with the ceremony. The Winter Solstice is, of course, the shortest day of the year and it marks the beginning of Winter.

Ironically, her manager/husband, René Angélil, was born exactly on the New Moon, January 16, 1942, the first New Moon of that Winter.

I don't believe that there is any need for me to even comment on the relationship of the moon to both supernatural and Satanic activities.

More on "Celine Dion"...

Another one submitted by an astute reader:

1. "Celine" has six letters. "Dion" has four letters. Four divided by six equals 0.6666666...!! An infinite series of 666!!

2. "Celine" has three vowels. "Dion" has two vowels. Two divided by three equals 0.6666666...!! Another infinite series of 666!!

3. "Celine" has three consonants. "Dion" has two consonants. Two divided by three equals 0.6666666...!! Still another infinite series of 666!!

How could anyone still believe that this is a coincidence?

In Conclusion...

Let me emphasize again that I do NOT believe that Celine is The Devil. This is all claptrap, pure nonsense, and coincidence.

If you want to correspond with me about our research, I’d be happy to discuss it in detail. Just send mail to me. I would be particularly interested in your comments on the artist.

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